corking:

Victim’s an Albert Thomas Stafford, WWII veteran, 85 years old, not been seen a week, lived alone, one cat. Liked On Golden Pond, partial to Soreen maltloaf, lightly toasted with butter, collected autographed photos of former Daily Mirror editor and CCN irritant Piers Morgan. Rarely used public transport, preferred to get around by walking, which he did by placing one foot on the ground before transferring his weight to the opposing leg. Kept himself to himself, never been found dead before, so this is out of character.

A Touch of Cloth 1.01

I laughed so hard when he said that last bit when I noticed Adrian Bower’s character standing next to them dressed up as a policeman

This show is just layered with gags